The Famous Five vs The Lone Pine Club

What is the first book that you can remember reading? For me, as with many of my age/generation, it would probably be something by Enid Blyton. Or, more specifically, a Famous Five adventure/mystery. ‘Five Go Down To The Sea’, perhaps, or ‘Five Go To Smugglers Top’. Possibly even ‘Five On A Treasure Island’, although I doubt that personally I would have been so lucky as to have started reading the series at the first instalment. What I do know for certain is that it was not until my later years that I read all the books in their published order, such things being so much more difficult when one is a child with limited pocket money and libraries have gaps in their inventories. It is tempting however to put a degree of certainty on ‘Five Have A Mystery To Solve’ (ironically their penultimate outing), for its 1971 Green Knight cover illustration by Betty Maxey is the one that reverberates most, although whether that is down to the ghostly garden sculpture appearing through a break in the greenery or to the lustrous blonde of Anne’s hair I could not say for sure. It is a great adventure regardless, with an alluring island, stolen treasure, secret passages and Unpleasant Characters to be defeated. All the essential ingredients, in other words.

Yet whilst there is some uncertainty about which of their books I read first, even less clear to me now is how I came across The Famous Five at all. Was one of their books a present from my parents or a relative? Did a friend lend me a copy? Was it a librarian’s recommendation? This latter seems unlikely, for although the boycotting of Blyton by the UK’s librarians in the 1960s had eased somewhat by the early 1970s when I had reached an age to be interested, I am sure that a certain sniffiness remained. Still, at least we were fortunate to have libraries at all, and I do have a deeply ingrained memory of visiting the old sandstone library building on Troon’s Templehill, although the details of the books I borrowed have long since evaporated of course. Years later, with the ‘new’ library already matured into its setting opposite the town hall, I revisited that sandstone building to make benefit claims, this being something that university students could still do outside of term time in the 1980s. The past is a foreign country sure enough.

As for a book being borrowed from a friend, well, that is possible. I do recall wandering out across the fields (long since built over) behind our house with a couple of friends, exploring abandoned farm houses and imagining that we were on the trail of some unidentified adventure. The abandoned cottages were haunted, of course, and the barns used by smugglers. One evening we ran away from these smugglers and hid in a field of barley. The smugglers were farmers and they shouted at us to get out of their fields and to stay away from their barn. Being a fragile and largely obedient soul I did as I was told.

A colleague at the school I ended up teaching at for 30 years (and who I am sure was much less fragile as a child) told me once that reading Famous Five books as a youngster set the seeds for a lifetime’s fascination with the outdoors. A straight line from ‘Five On A Hike Together’ to Ten Tors Expedition Co-Ordinator. Me? I ended up as an art teacher, as perhaps all sensitive children inevitably do.

Finally then, were the Famous Five books gifts from my parents? I asked my mother and she told me that she honestly cannot remember. I do recall that books were common Christmas gifts in my younger years, but that they tended to be the typical Annuals (a Basil Brush one stand out), or non-fiction things like the ‘Usborne Book of Ghosts’ that everyone of A Certain Age seems to remember so vividly. Indeed, non-fiction books are the thing I remember seeing most around the house in my childhood. I certainly do not recall ever seeing my father look at books that were not mostly filled with diagrams and photographs. As I grew older I also became aware of the fact that he avoided writing too, although it was not until I trained as a teacher that it dawned on me that he very probably struggled with dyslexia. Books, then, and certainly the idea of reading fiction for pleasure, were not high on his agenda. As for my mother, well I do not recall seeing her reading much either, although I suspect she must have read some fiction. I asked her recently what she read in her younger years and she was, perhaps understandably (she is 91) a little vague. Neville Shute stood out, and the romance stories in ‘The People’s Friend’ magazine. These days she, like me, thoroughly enjoys the post-war romantic fiction of D.E. Stevenson and Molly Clavering. She would likely have been unknowingly familiar with Clavering in the past too, for she had more than 20 works serialised in the aforementioned ‘People’s Friend.’ (Clavering, not my mum). Funny how things cycle around.

Reading then was encouraged to a point by my parents, but not visibly reinforced by their own practice, and all of the books we owned were easily contained in a small wooden bookcase holding around 50 books in total, amongst those the collection of ubiquitous Arthur Mee Children’s Encyclopaedias. These days I would fill that bookcase in six months, which perhaps says as much about levels of disposable income and the culture of consumption and accumulation than it does about anything else. Still, research by the National Literacy Trust in 2021 suggests that 6% of children and young people in the UK do not have a book of their own at home so perhaps things have not progressed as much as some of us would like to imagine.

However I happened to come across The Famous Five, then, I am eternally grateful, for I suspect that reading Blyton’s stories at the very least planted a seed of reading pleasure. Did these tales of mystery solving and daring adventure colour my later immersion in crime and detective fiction as an adult? Perhaps. Certainly, thinking back, it is interesting to see how strongly childhood threads feed into early adulthood and beyond. For example I recall how, at age eighteen, I spent several summer weekends with friends camping out in a woodland gorge outside Mauchline in Ayrshire. Even though our evenings around the campfire were fuelled more by Tennents Special than ginger beer, a shared attachment to a Blyton-esque idyll prevailed. Around this same time The Comic Strip were making their own spiky vision of Blyton with their ‘Five Go Mad In Dorset’ comedy routine. Was it supposed to be a Left Wing satirical take-down of Middle Class escapism? I think it was, but watching it again now, it all strikes me as being a bit lazy, picking on easy targets and not nearly as funny as I thought it was.

On reflection, ‘Five Go Mad In Dorset’ is probably just an example of how Blyton and The Famous Five have long been perfectly positioned to be an effective weapon in Culture Wars, with The Comic Strip’s use of parody and satire itself, in hindsight, a rather quaint 1980s raspberry blowing in the wind. These days, with their roots firmly set in the Middle Class milieu of an historically more conservative England, the Famous Five books are perhaps doomed to be interpreted as either examples of archaic values in desperate need of the more extreme action of ‘cancellation’ or amber-encased evocations of A Better Time that must be preserved at all costs. Inevitably, of course, the intended audience of children for the most part have never cared much about such things. Having always been open to influence and inspiration from fiction, they are rarely quite as gullible or ignorant as many adults imagine. This has always seemed remarkable to me. Perhaps there is something peculiarly blinding about parenthood? Thirty years of working in an English High School suggest that this may be so. In all that time I found parents much more difficult to deal with and understand than their children, but this likely says as much about me as anything. Emotionally blocked, or something.

Certainly Blyton seems to have suffered from a degree of arrested development due to the childhood trauma of not only a breakdown in the family structure between her parents, but also in the manner in which her mother pretended it had not happened. This kind of ‘for appearances sake’ approach would not have been particularly unusual (especially within the upper middle classes) in the Edwardian age but it does seem to have had both a profound physiological and psychological effect on Blyton. In a 2004 biopic filmed by the BBC, Helena Bonham Carter gave a typically marvellous depiction of Enid. The actor said she “was attracted to the role because she was bonkers. She was an emotional mess and quite barking mad.” I suppose one could get away with saying such things in 2004, especially if one was Helena Bonham Carter, but I think it is a tremendous quote. The actor also points out that Blyton was “unbelievably modern. She was a complete workaholic, an achievement junkie and an extremely canny businesswoman. She knew how to brand herself, right down to the famous signature.”

Attempts to make the books, characters and narratives more ‘relevant’ to contemporary audiences are doomed to be divisive of course. Yet commerce demands that such attempts at ‘modernisation’ continue. The Past must be exploited, after all. Stakeholders/shareholders must be paid and there are mortgages on second or third homes to service. A ‘reimagining’ of The Famous Five by the BBC in 2023/24 has predictably sparked fevered accusations of ‘wokeism’ on Social Media. Even those arguing against such allegations cannot help but distance themselves from actually ever enjoying the books at any point in the(ir) past. Finding anyone willing to tread a middle ground in these times is an almost impossible task. Moderation, after all, does not sell.

Personally, I rather enjoyed the BBC show for its balancing act of projecting contemporary 21st Century anxieties onto a mediated fictional 1930s tableau. In this it owes far more to the Indiana Jones films than to Enid Blyton’s books, but that is how media works after all. Most Children, I suspect, will care nothing for this and will focus their attentions on the fun and frenzy of being a child. Fancying the actors/characters and their escapist universe, as all children (or, if you insist, ‘young people’) have done since the invention of television or the printed word (and possibly since hearing stories around campfires in caves). Goodness knows ‘reality’ is grim enough. Nor do I have any particular issue with, for example, English Heritage alerting audiences to strains of racism, sexism and xenophobia in Blyton’s work. These are after all, to a large degree, objective observations, albeit themselves somewhat (but not entirely) directed by the historical context in which they are made. Adding a negative reference (as English Heritage has also done) to the literary merit of Blyton’s work does, however, feel a mite subjective. It seems to me that making such critical assertions misses a crucial element, which is in the challenge of making something so ‘simple’ and apparently ‘lacking in literary merit’ so massively successful. We do need to remind ourselves sometimes that ‘simple’ does not equate to ‘easy’, just as ‘successful’ does not automatically translate as ‘critically lacking’.

It might be argued that the best way in which to avoid Culture War weaponisation in the present is to simply not have been the most successful artist operating at any period in the past. Well, that and to not have reflected any racism, sexism or xenophobia inherent to the particular point in history during which they worked, which is a tough ask. I suppose one might simply ignore everything that was created before any arbitrary date one might care to come up with. Belle And Sebastian and Bob Dylan suggested that we ‘Don’t Look Back’, after all, but I am not sure they meant it in this manner. Nor, really, did the ‘Punk Rock’ year zero pose, although I admit that I was ignorant enough at that time to take it on board as a model for living for a while. I rather think that many generations do a similar thing. In other words, whenever one is in that range of teens to twenties (and often beyond), one sees oneself as being Right and True and Pure, and that not only is anyone older automatically Wrong, they will also Never Understand. This is the blessing and the curse of being that age.

All of which is a rather meandering way of introducing Malcolm Saville. Saville was a contemporary of Blyton, and indeed was instrumental in getting her established with the Newnes publishing house in the late 1930s. Yet whilst his output was almost as prodigious and his books very successful in their time, they have, unlike Blyton’s Famous Five, never been constantly in print. Abridged paperback editions of his Lone Pine Club series appeared in the late 1960s and early 70s but thereafter there was a thirty to forty year gap until the small Girls Gone By imprint started republishing the series in their original form. In the past year or two I have been devouring this Lone Pine Club series and enjoying them enormously.

I have wondered previously about why no-one ever told me about Malcolm Saville when I was younger. At that time I suggested it may have been because Malcolm Saville is very certainly An English Thing, like donning fancy dress at any opportunity and being sniffy about the French. I stand by that suggestion and still strongly suspect that the librarians of my day would have turned their noses up and pointed mine towards Good Scottish Authors like Stevenson (Robert Louis, not D.E.) and Scott. Both of whom I found dull beyond belief, incidentally.

Would I have enjoyed the Lone Pine Club books if I had read them as a youngster? It is a moot point, certainly, for by the time I might have progressed from The Famous Five to their slightly more grown up narratives (there are some marvellous elements of romantic tension between characters completely lacking in Blyton, for example) I rather think I had developed (if that is the right word) into a Typical Boy with a predilection for Non Fiction. If memory serves correctly (and it probably doesn’t) by the time I was entering my teens, time in the local library was spent almost exclusively looking for books about cars, motor sport, tanks and WW2 aircraft.

It is entirely possible too that as a Scottish youngster I might have agreed with my imaginary librarians about the books being Too English. For whilst the Lone Pine Club adventures are remarkably fine at capturing real landscapes, they never head north of the border (Yorkshire seems to about as far as they are willing to venture). Nor, for that matter, do they consider treading into the realm of Wales, which is a little more peculiar given that so many of the books are set in and around the border countryside of The Long Mynd in Shropshire. Yet why should this be a criticism? Saville seems certainly to have been interested in the idea of what Englishness meant, at a time when it did not seem to be fully encumbered with negative images of rampant xenophobia, regardless of what Enid Blyton’s books might have suggested. There is certainly an argument to be made that Saville lamented what he saw as the passing of a traditional, rural English way of life, and that his stories were at least in part a way of capturing that. Indeed his own favourite amongst his books was ‘Jane’s Country Year’ which I wrote about here.

A love of nature and landscape is central to ‘Jane’s Country Year’ and this passion is crucial to almost the entirety of Malcolm Saville’s output. Indeed, he is rightly celebrated for setting his children’s adventure stories in real places (often, delightfully, with accompanying maps in the end papers). In contrast, Blyton instead veered more to the imagined and generic landscape. True, Kirrin Castle (but not the island) is supposedly inspired by Corfe Castle, and ‘Whispering Island’ (‘Five Have A Mystery To Solve’) modelled on Brownsea Island in Poole Harbour, but without that knowledge one would struggle to recognise Blyton’s love of Dorset in her writing. Even when the books are set in a named place such as Cornwall (‘Five Go Down To The Sea’) it is difficult to read the landscape as anything other than an imaginary ideal. The un-named Rye that features in ‘Five Go To Smuggler’s Top’ is, of all her landscapes and places, perhaps the most accurately sketched, although perhaps one needs to have at least been to Rye to realise this. Either that or to have read the third book in the Lone Pine Club series. Malcolm Saville’s ‘The Gay Dolphin’ is filled with real places and is hugely evocative of the area around Rye. Look, here is Winchelsea (where Saville himself lived for a period, perhaps as a neighbour of Spike Milligan?) and over there is Dungeness. This is Camber Castle and this the military canal. Over there beyond the dunes is the golf course where Mr Morton will at one point go for a round and, eventually, this space will fill with a holiday camp and the sounds of fey indie bands. Naturally too there is hidden treasure and a secret passage through the walls of Rye. Indeed, in many respects ‘The Gay Dolphin’ and ‘Five Go To Smuggler’s Top’ share remarkably similar DNA, and with both being published in 1945 it is intriguing to conjecture about who borrowed from whom. Ask any Lone Pine Club fan and they will no doubt suggest that Blyton must have, at the very least, taken on board Saville’s ideas following a conversation at the publishing house. Blyton fans on the other hand will likely point to coincidence…

The question of Rye aside, there does certainly seem to be a degree of mutual mistrust between fans of Blyton and Saville and I suspect that this distancing is rooted in those kinds of tribal allegiances that many of us naturally make in our youth. I can never quite decide if these impulses are entirely natural and simply exaggerated by the manipulation of Capitalism or if they are in fact constructs of materialist exploitation. Either way, the divisions seem real and also to be very much opened up along those lines of class distinctions and snobbery. Perversely, perhaps, it is most likely within the ‘educated middle classes’ to whom the fictional Famous Five characters and their parents belong that one finds criticism of Blyton and affection for Saville. This kind of inverted snobbery is intriguing. It is certainly the kind of thing I have practised with regards to music throughout most of my adult life. You know the kind of thing: “What sort of music do you like?”, “Oh, obscure things that you’ll never have heard of, and even then I prefer the unreleased demos. I have a copy of those you know, because I interviewed the singer for my fanzine when he was in his first band when he was twelve and I was eleven. We bonded over a mutual love of The Velvet Underground.”

To continue that musical theme, then, Enid Blyton is perhaps like The Beatles. Certainly she was massively globally successful and subsequently went through dips of critical and popular appeal, before becoming established again as a recognisable global brand whose enormous material success insists on being endlessly reproduced and extended. I rather enjoy drawing this parallel partly because I know many Beatles devotees will prickle at the thought of any similarities in artistic merit between the two and partly because Lennon himself poked fun at the Famous Five in his ridiculous ‘In His Own Write’ book. In hindsight I wonder if The Comic Strip were as much inspired by Lennon’s parody as anything. Certainly there is a similar smug assumed ‘cleverness’ that irritates me more in my fifties than it did in my late teens or early twenties. Others continue to find it charming, of course, and that is their prerogative.

In this imagined realm of Children’s Authors as 1960s Pop groups then, if Blyton might be The Beatles, who would Malcolm Saville be? Certainly not The Stones and definitely not The Who. The Kinks perhaps? Certainly I see Saville as doing something similar to The Kinks in terms of attempting to capture a world (specifically an England) that is dissolving even as they record it. There is too a shared sense of knowingness that what is being lost is in itself partially illusory. They both, at their best, mourn a mediated Englishness. Nostalgia is baked in.

Such notional connections are entirely personal ones, of course, attachments to (and rejections of) cultural streams being entirely subjective after all. Both Blyton and Saville would doubtless have been at best bemused and at worst horrified by such comparisons. Which is part of the fun of making them.

That notion of nostalgia is certainly critical in considering Blyton or Saville in the 21st Century, although I think too there are ways of defining what one means by nostalgia. For the most part I’m in agreement with musician and author John Darnielle in so much as I consider nostalgia as “an emotional attachment to the past but not a preoccupation or fixation on it”. In my ‘Young and Foolish’ book I posited a vague theory that our lives (specifically in terms of musical consumption, but also in a much broader way) move in orbits around a central point. The suggestion, which I largely stand by still, is that whilst we head off on a variety of new trajectories (some lengthy, others intensely brief) we are always drawn back to this centre, where we might recharge before embarking on our next journey. That centre is, at some basic level, rooted in a sense of loss, or absence, these being what I still regard as the essential qualities of great Pop. I did not then, and do not now, see that as being necessarily a place of sadness or sorrow. Perhaps, though, that centre of nostalgia does drain something of our souls even as it recharges us. A vampiric deal with the devil, or something similar. Perhaps we reach a point when the trade is no longer in our favour and, lacking the energy to break free on a new trajectory, we sink deeper into the mire of The Past. Which is not even ‘our’ past, but instead one painted for us by media controllers with vested interests in maintaining status quos. A space that echoes to the bewildered mutterings of ‘much better in my day’ curmudgeons.

The audience for Malcolm Saville’s books in the 21st Century then is most assuredly the more, ahem, ‘aged’ generations who are enjoying both the nostalgic element of books from their own youth or, like myself, finding pleasure in writing rooted in landscapes that remain largely unchanged even after more than three quarters of a century. Landscapes that can still be visited, paths that can still be walked, towns and villages that would still seem seem largely familiar to the books’ young protagonists.

As for children of the 21st Century? Well despite, or because of the best part of three decades spent teaching teenagers, I am in no position to make any informed judgement on that. Friends With Children suggest that Blyton holds no great interest and Saville is naturally invisible, except where those parents themselves might have old Lone Pine adventures on their shelves. Even here I suspect there would be an instinctive mistrust of anything ‘old’. One friend told me that whilst his daughter expressed an affection for ‘Mystery At Witchend’, she actually much preferred Robin Stevens’ ‘Murder Most Unladylike’ series.

I can see why Stevens’ stories would appeal, for they are, like Alan Bradley’s ‘Flavia De Luce’ books, of which they remind me, great fun. They are, of course, fired through with contemporary issues projected onto the kind of fictionalised comic-book vision of 1930s England that perhaps only an American (or a Malta dwelling Canadian) can conjure. This is a compliment, incidentally.

It could be argued that both these series of books are rooted in the adventure and mystery genres of The Famous Five or The Lone Pine Club, but both also unashamedly play the game of putting the individual at the heart of the narrative. The notion of the identity obsessed individual living a progressively liberal existence in opposition to a conservative society in Stevens’ books seems particularly On Point for the 21st Century, and is something one might alternately admire or abhor. An anti-Blyton for the 2020s, perhaps.

Will Steven’s ‘Detective Club’ mysteries be The Famous Five of their age, doomed forever to remain in print and to plague future (further) enlightened generations with as yet unforeseen problematic depictions of identity and/or history? Or will they be The Lone Pine Club, destined to occasionally flourish in one or two bursts of nostalgia over the forthcoming half century, adored and ignored in almost equal measure? Only time will tell.

Meanwhile the actual Blyton brand will, I am sure, prevail for some time to come yet. Commerce, after all, insists upon it.

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January (Ever Decreasing Circles) – Birds In The Brickwork (from ‘Twelve Months / Volume Three’ LP)
Thelwall Viaduct – Warrington-Runcorn New Town Development Plan (from ‘Live at Iklectik Art Lab’ LP)
Lune Gorge – Black Zephyr (from ‘M6 Travelogue’ EP)
Branches – Trembling Blue Stars (from ‘Bathed In Blue’ EP)
Shining Spires – Harp (from ‘Albion’ LP)
Welcome To Bellevue – The Bathers (from ‘Sirenesque’ LP)
Had It All – James Jonathan Clancy (from ‘Sprecato’ LP)
Secret World – Still Corners (from ‘Dream Talk’ LP)
Incandescent – The Guild League (from ‘Speak Up’ LP)
Heal Thyself – The Tyde (from ‘Season 5’ LP)
Keeper Of The Flame – Nicky Wire (from ‘Nicky Wire’ LP)
Hollowed Out – Ducks Ltd. (from ‘Harm’s Way’ LP)
My Days – Withered Hand (from ‘My Days‘ EP)
Change is in the Air – Robert Rotifer (from ‘Holding Hands in Petropolis’ LP)
Here It Comes – East Village (from ‘Drop Out’ LP)
Bleach & Salt Water – Moonshake (from ‘Eva Luna’ LP)
The Road Back Home – F.J. McMahon (from ‘Spirit Of The Golden Juice’ LP)
Daily Nightly – The Monkees (from ‘Pisces, Aquarius, Capricorn & Jones Ltd.’ LP)
Green Eyes – Pale Blue Eyes (from ‘This House Bonus Disc’)
Never Be The Same – Montjuïc (digital single)
End Is Important – Odd Nosdam (digital single)

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Remember The Future, Pt. 1 – Nektar (from ‘Remember The Future’ LP)
The Coldest Winter For A Hundred Years – The Wild Swans (from ‘ English Electric Lightning’ 10”)
Winter Bones – Jodie Lowther (from ‘The Cat Collects Seasons’ EP)
Renfrew – North Atlantic Explorers (from ‘solo piano versions’ LP – original version on ‘All The Ships At Sea‘ LP)
North Atlantic Drifter – Lo Five (from ‘Sailing 1975’ LP)
Swimmer – Helena Deland (from ‘Goodnight Summerland’ LP)
I don’t want the money – Man Rei (from ‘Health’ LP)
Almost Touch – Abstract Concrete (from ‘Abstract Concrete’ LP)
Rae – Autechre (from ‘LP5’ LP)
The Grey Maids – Gordon Chapman-Fox (from ‘The Nine Travellers’ LP)
Blue – Purelink (from ‘Signs’ LP)
The Glory of the World is Surely Over – The Inward Circles (from ‘Before We Lie Down in Darknesse’ LP)

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Unpop 237 – Advent 2023

Lankum – Go Dig My Grave (from ‘False Lankum’ LP)
Large Plants – The Death Of Pliny (from ‘The Thorn’ LP)
Belbury Poly – Going, Gone (from ‘The Path’ LP)
Vic Mars – Pen Y Fan (from ‘The Beacons’ LP)
Tiny Leaves – With the Hollow at My Feet (from ‘Mynd’ LP)
Co-Pilot – Swim to Sweden (from ‘Rotate’ LP)
A Man Called Adam – Fight or Flight (from ‘The Girl With A Hole In Her Heart’ LP)
Iraina Mancini – Sugar High (from ‘Undo The Blue’ LP)
Emma Tricca – Autumn’s Fiery Tongue (from ‘Aspirin Sun’ LP)
Special Friend – Inertie (from ‘Wait Until The Flames Come Rushing In’ LP)
Royal Ottawa – Beautiful (from ‘Carcosa’ LP)
Andrew Rumsey – The Old Boys (from ‘Evensongs’ LP)
Dot Allison – Weeping Roses (from ‘Consciousology’ LP)
Jasmine Minks – When They Fall (from ‘We Make Our Own History’ LP)
The Declining Winter – This Heart Beats Black (from ‘Really Early, Really Late’ LP)
Joe Woodham – Longshore Drift (from ‘Worldwide Weather’ LP)
Junkboy – Chase the Knucker (from ‘Littoral States’ LP)
Lord Of The Isles & Ellen Renton – Don’t You Ache (from ‘My Noise is Nothing’ LP)
Kara Jackson – why does the earth give us people to love? (from ‘Why Does The Earth Give Us People To Love?’ LP)
Marlody – Runaway (from ‘I’m Not Sure At All’ LP)
Meursault – Rats In The Corn (from ‘Meursault’ LP)
Withered Hand – Serenity Prayer (from ‘How To Love’ LP)
The Bathers – Garlands (from ‘Sirenesque’ LP)
The Clientele – Fables of the Silverlink (from ‘I Am Not There Anymore’ LP)

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Unpopular Advent 2023 – Day 24

The Clientele – ‘Fables of the Silverlink’ from ‘I Am Not There Anymore

As is, ah, ‘traditional’ with the Unpopular advent series, there is no real sense of the records being in any particular ‘rank’ until we get right down to the nitty gritty of these last few entries. The Bathers’ beautiful ’Sirenesque’ almost took the top spot with its end of year burst of elegant ambition, but on this Christmas Eve (or whenever you might have stumbled on these words) it is a record with similarly refined grandeur that takes the dubious honour of being The Most Unpopular Record of 2024.

After a pause of six years The Clientele returned at the end of July with ‘I Am Not There Anymore’ and boy was it worth the wait. As with Withered Hand this is certainly another instance of disproving that beloved line about anticipation being so much better, for ‘I Am Not There Anymore’ takes the heights of expectation set by perhaps the most perfect catalogue of any group in the 21st Century and sets them even further out into the vast wonderment of the universe. Hyperbolic, yes. Ridiculously so, yes. Unapologetically so, yes also.

A fascination with symbolist literature and surrealist art has always filtered into the records of The Clientele. It has always been identifiable in Alasdair MacLean’s lyrics but it has also been in the overall feel of The Clientele. Even at their most pristine and beautiful they have seemed strangely Other, like looking through a slightly fogged lens. Intimacy at arms length. With ‘I Am Not There Anymore’ however that connection to the surrealist realm feels more audible in the physicality go the recordings than ever before. Many of the pieces feel like Joseph Cornell constructions or Max Ernst collages, the joints and edges visible/audible. Sometimes it feels like a record influenced as much by ‘90s Baroque hip hop as by ‘60s psych-folk traditions, as much PM Dawn as West Coast Pop Art Experimental Band, say. There is an intricacy here that rewards immersion but that never feels frustratingly clever, and that is surely one of The Clientele’s strengths.

Indeed this notion of small, interconnected elements has always been key to understanding the appeal of The Clientele. It is twenty years, after all, since Tim Hopkins wrote some words about their ‘The Violet Hour’ debut LP for my Tangents website and dropped a reference to ‘Under The Volcano’ by Gilbert Sorrentino. I mention this because Hopkins suggests that Sorrentino’s book is a novel “because there isn’t a better word” and perhaps the same is true of ‘I Am Not There Anymore’, which we call an LP, or an album, or a record simply because that is the physical form it takes. Yet some things transcend, or at the very least escape the confines of their physical structure. It’s that sense of The Clientele being Other again.

‘I Am Not There Anymore’ then might be a narrative of sorts. It is certainly theatrical, or perhaps more accurately filmic in the Fine Art tradition. Douglas Gordon might make something of its disjointed connectedness. One can imagine hearing it in a gallery, or hearing a gallery within its grooves. At times listening to the record is akin to wandering the halls of the Museo del Prado. One’s skin goosebumps in much the same manner, certainly.

So themes, references, characters populate ‘I Am Not There Anymore’, coming and going in distinct Movements. Something about love being found and lost and found again. Something about place, landscape, suburban and rural, English and Spanish. Nostalgia, the melancholy of childhood memory, the Prustian rush of the senses. The record is a a delicate dance between cloaked objects. There are suggestions of forgotten faces, a waltz in the space between loss and hope. Everything is cloaked, a little obfuscated or even wildly obscure(d). Whistler figures in a De Chirico landscape. Things that by rights do not belong together but that in the hands of The Clientele most assuredly do. So something approaching magic, then.

And as tremendous as individual songs like ‘Lady Grey’, ‘Blue Over Blue’, ‘Claire’s Not Real’, ‘Chalk Flowers’ and ‘Through The Roses’ are (and oh they are, they ARE), it is their placement in the context of the whole, next to short instrumental interludes and spoken word pieces (to which Jessica Griffin of The Would Be Goods lends her voice) that really gives them a special shine. ‘I Am Not There Anymore’ is an album that almost insists on being listened to as an album. And whilst it is surely a gross generalisation to suggest this is something that will be anathema to generations raised on the idea of individual songs, there is too something comforting in the thought that The Clientele have made a record that is mature in conception, execution and audience.

All that said, it is perhaps also difficult for compilers of mixes to think of albums as albums. In choosing a single track from ‘I Am Not There Anymore’ to end the 2024 Unpopular advent one would certainly be spoilt for choice, yet it is very difficult to look beyond the epic eight and a half minute opener ‘Fables of the Silverlink’. This is a track that not only sets the scene, but that also encapsulates the entire record in its scope. This piece, like the album itself, seems to unfold in distinct Movements, each giving a snapshot of the elements that will unfurl over the next hour. It recalls the seven and a half minute opening track of The Bee Gee’s majestic ‘Odessa’, and indeed that album is as good a touchstone as any when considering the appeal of ‘I Am Not There Anymore’. For like The Bee Gees, The Clientele are not afraid of scale and grandeur. They are not ashamed of dreaming big but know that such dreams are seldom effectively wrought with blustering epic gestures. Success is instead carried off through attention to detail, through acknowledging the vitality of smallness within vastness. Both ‘Fables of the Silverlink’ and ‘I Am Not There Anymore’ achieve this balancing act with an uncanny (apparent) effortlessness. 
Something approaching magic, indeed.

Unpopular Advent 2023 – Day 23

The Bathers – ‘Garlands’ from ‘Sirenesque

For the past three decades or so I have always wanted to enjoy The Bathers’ albums more than I have done. The debut ‘Unusual Places To Die’ certainly ticked the boxes, as perhaps might have been expected for a record following on relatively shortly after the demise of Friends Again, the Bothwell band that really ought to have given singer-songwriter Chris Thomson chart topping fame. By the time of 1990’s ‘Sweet Deceit’ however, I had already started to feel distanced from Thomson’s apparent slide into ever more gravel throated deliveries, grown apart from what I suspected at the time might be overly ‘difficult’ orchestrated pretensions. And this despite a great opening line about following someone home from the Glasgow School Of Art and taking a night train to Paris, France. In many ways that line set up The Bathers trajectory, as each subsequent record seemed to immerse itself in European Bohemia, all unfiltered Gitanes smoke, Camus paperbacks and the glamour of the doomed romantic. With each subsequent album too I would think ‘this time it will be different. THIS time it will all click’ even whilst building the resigned awareness that it probably wouldn’t. I came, then, to ‘Sirenesque’ with this baggage and these doubts. Prepared to be disappointed. Underwhelmed, even. How gloriously wrong I was.

I nearly didn’t even bother. Only the irresistible pull of an opening track called ‘Culzean’ dragged me in. Like many raised on the Ayrshire coast of Scotland, Culzean is a place of childhood memory and wonderment; its grounds and Castle (a Robert Adam masterpiece) rightly considered the epitome of the Picturesque movement in Scotland. Anyone who attempted to brave the appalling adaptation of ‘The Buccaneers’ on Apple TV this year will have spotted it masquerading as the home of Lord Tintagel, but Unpopular readers are certainly more likely to know it as Lord Summerisle’s mansion in ‘The Wicker Man’. The short instrumental, punctuated with bird song, is a fitting opening to the record, for it both sets a mood and positions us within a sense of place. So whilst ’Sirenesque’ does also continue to inhabit those European Bohemian landscapes as witnessed in previous Bathers records, it also perhaps stresses historical connections and sympathies between Scotland and the Continent.

Thomson’s voice is still gravelly, but it now sounds a shade softer. More natural. Less affected, perhaps, or just that bit more mature. Indeed everything on ‘Sirenesque’ now sounds more intimate, luxuriously enfolded within the faded elegance of damask curtains exposed too long to sunlight. In many respects then Culzean feels like it not only sets the tone for the record, but also that its spirit inhabits its entirety. The songs are arranged like photographs arranged just so on a walnut Queen Anne side table, their gilt frames catching the blue from the Firth of Clyde. Squint and you can make out Ailsa Craig. Raise your eyes and you will see Arran. On the clearest day perhaps the Paps Of Jura or, looking south and west, the slimmest sliver of land that is Ireland. D.E. Stevenson was certainly familiar with the romantic possibilities of this coastline, and then, yes!, here we are at ‘The Camellia House’. Restored and reglazed in 1995, I mostly remember it in its semi-derelict state, a ghostly presence following us on night-time walks back from Maidens in the late 1980s. I wonder which state Thomson imagines it being in as his characters meet in a surreal theatrical sequence, whispers of a French woman’s voice fading in the background. “In many ways” Thomson suggests, this place “becomes their love song” and in many ways too this entire album is perhaps a love song to that aforementioned Euro/Scots romance. Or this might just be me and my imaginations. It’s entirely possible.

‘Sirenesque’ almost insists that it be listened to in its entirety, such is the manner in which each song flows from the others; each of those notional photographs picking up cues from the others to weave a dreamy narrative of romantic fiction. And whilst it may or may not be a ‘concept’ it is assuredly an album.

It is the gorgeous ‘Garlands’ to which I am most drawn, however. With the strings of the Scottish Strings Ensemble laying down a delectable bed of swooping Madras lace curtains that billow in the soft South Westerly’s, ‘Garlands’ rotates itself around a refrain where “we may laugh and we may sing”. I have visions of Joan Fontaine’s vulnerable beauty in ‘Rebecca’ here, for ‘Garlands’ is cinematic; is the understated glamour of the past filtered through a soft re-focusing of the present. Angelic voices shimmer like stars in the night and we shiver in delectable surrender.

Like the rest of the album in which it sits, it is romantic, timeless, seductive and utterly, effortlessly beguiling.

Unpopular Advent 2023 – Day 22

Withered Hand – ‘Serenity Prayer’ from ‘How To Love

If Meursault and Neil Pennycook are/is adept at taking songs of gloomy introspection and sinking them in music that embraces and empathises their mood, then Withered Hand and Dan Wilson are/is expert in taking those moods and making songs that both sympathise and weirdly, wildly exaggerate them within a sound that can be astonishingly euphoric.

We’re talking degrees here of course. I mean, one suspects that children weaned on whatever the current frothy Pop Confection might happen to be the flavour du jour (my situation precludes me from familiarity with such) would find Withered Hand to be wholly lacking in joy and decidedly ‘old fashioned’. I do not make that statement pejoratively, incidentally, but nor is it an insult (though again, some might take it as such) to suggest that those of my own age who have a love of 1960s Bubblegum, 70s Powerpop and 80s/90s independent Pop and ‘rock’ might absolutely agree that there is unprecedented delight to be found in Wilson’s records.

It is nearly a decade since Withered Hand’s mighty ‘New Gods’ LP set topped the Unpopular advent and, a ten-year revision/celebration of 2009’s ‘Good News’ aside, it has been a long time to wait for a new record. ‘How To Love’ does not disappoint, and that infamous Delta 5 line about anticipation being so much better is in this instance proved wrong. 

Back in 2014 I wrote that “It seemed to me that in ’New Gods’ we glimpsed the ghosts of Gene Clark and Gram Parsons sharing a bourbon in an LA Airport lounge whilst daydreaming of peat fires and Sauchiehall Street” and in some respects that still holds true. The sound of Withered Hand does feel as though it may be both rooted in and pulled apart by a duality which takes in traditions of Scottish Folk and American Rock. These two aspects combine in a manner that at times recalls James Grant’s Love And Money, that band of former Friends Again folks who mined the Blue Eyed Soul sensation of late ‘80s Glasgow before maturing into the landscapes of Americana, turning more Jayhawks than Box Tops, perhaps.

Yet Withered Hand are better again. Somehow Dan Wilson retains an ability to conjure echoes of a soulful connection through the careful, understated placement of horns and harmonising backing vocals. When this is utilised, as on the glorious ‘Waking Up’, ‘Give Myself Away’ and ‘Misery and Company’’, it is a wonderful gasp of pleasure. Musically, these songs are dramatically exuberant, gleefully celebratory. Lyrically, however, it’s a different story. Words are downbeat, riddled with self-doubt. You sense that Dan Wilson finds all of this difficult. Making records. Being on stage. Doing the public artist thing. Life, generally, perhaps. It’s a duality that many might empathise with, and it is one that certainly seems to fire these songs onto a different plane.

If the contrast between lyrical and musical mood is marvellously exaggerated on those upbeat numbers, then the marriage of tone on the album’s two epic slow-dances is devastating. Both the album’s title track and ‘Serenity Prayer’ pass the six minute mark, the former edging closer to seven. Both too are solemn hymns to the problematic nature of existence, subtle grapplings with what we feel ourselves surrounded by, for better and for worse. Given the inevitable cultural baggage, I hesitate to reference Elliot Smith in relation to Withered Hand, but there is certainly something of Smith’s broken, blasted American Gothic Folk tradition in ‘Serenity Prayer’. Something of his whispered solitude. The song is one that acknowledges futility but one that also glimpses a light which might lead us on.

‘Thy will be done’ sings Wilson, the refrain oscillating between optimism and surrender, between belief and rejection. Moments of duality within a record to which that essence is the lifeblood.

Unpopular Advent 2023 – Day 21

Meursault – ‘Rats In The Corn’ from ‘Meursault

When you see an artist named after the main character in Camus’ existential classic ‘L’Etranger’ then you have a pretty good idea of what you are going to get. Since 2008’s ‘Pissing On Bonfires/Kissing With Tongues’ set, Neil Pennycook and his band have never failed to live up/down to the name, delivering a clutch of records that are each shot through with the marvellous bleakness that one would expect. This year’s eponymous set is no exception. It glowers with a face like thunder, stands swaying in the maelstrom, laughing wickedly at the downpour. Breaks in the cloud are rare, and when they come seem only to shed the palest light in which everything looks blasted and forlorn. Even the wry humour in a title like ‘Making The Most Of The Raw Materials Of Futility’ is tentative, like the curved lip of the damaged soul whose eye you really don’t want to catch. “You are just sick” intones Pennycook, and you are never quite certain if he means you, the world, or the face he sees in the mirror. Possibly all three.

The entire album is a half hour season in hell, each song an immersive experience in a theme park dedicated to fear, loss, sorrow, (self)loathing and the awkward raw love of the outsider. It’s bookended by two extremes, two characters that meet and discover they have the same preoccupations buried beneath their oppositional appearances. Album closer ‘Teacher, Was I Wrong To Burn’ is the heartbreaker of the year, no question. The one song that can make me break down and cry. In this it puts me in mind of Red House Painters’ gorgeous, brittle ‘Michael’, both Pennycook and Kozelek mourning figures from their youth and in so doing mourning the loss of not only that youth but the stretching of time that some souls have been denied. There is a sense that in acknowledging the possibility of absence, Pennycook concludes that the bleakness of existence might just be worth its weight of pain for the fleeting pleasures of the sparkling moment. But then again, maybe not.

As suggested, album opener ‘Rats In The Corn’ is from the other end of the spectrum. The song first appeared in recorded form back in 2020 on Pennycook’s solo ‘Vol 1’ EP. Accompanied by just acoustic guitar and harmonica (and a few overdubbed vocal harmony echoes), it is a raw folk song, a Dylan-esque lament from before he freaked out the beard-stroking worthies in Newport. As a ‘full band’ recording on ‘Meursault’, however, the song is full Dylan Goes Electric, transformed into a monstrous beast that prowls and rages. Underpinned by the hum of ungrounded electrics, it feels like we are in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, a de-saturated landscape where withered hands grasp rusted wire and a hunter’s moon casts shadows of lead. It’s the sound of claustrophobia, the reek of rotten vegetation and, you suspect, something more sinister. This may be a kind of environmentalist lament, a hymn to the climate crisis, if you will, but it is, appropriately enough, an existential one. It feels like a howl of anger at the inhumanity inherit in humans, a sorrowful reflection on the impotence of individuality. We’re all fucked.

More than this though, it feels like humanity’s grief echoed back on itself, the immensity of love pulling itself to pieces from within. A breathless, deathless implosion.

Unpopular Advent 2023 – Day 20

Marlody – ‘Runaway’ from ‘I’m Not Sure At All

If Kara Jackson pushes back against the notion of the role of the (female) singer-songwriter being at core a confessional one, then perhaps the glorious ‘I’m Not Sure At All’ set by Marlody takes that same notion and dashes off in the opposite direction. This isn’t to do a disservice to either, incidentally, and if anything both of these two albums might be said to take different approaches to make essentially the same point, which is that artists often use their work to, literally, work things out and through. ‘I’m Not Sure At All’ then does sound confessional and autobiographical in much the same way that Jackson’s songs at times suggest, but it perhaps inevitably treads a line that is more obviously rooted in Western European Folk and singer-songwriter traditions. It’s none the worse for that either, and if Marlody’s approach is at times like a Bunyan-esque whisper (over piano rather than guitar), it is also at times reminiscent of Virginia Astley and the lovely retro-electro Pop of Deerful. 

Ten songs slip past in a little over half an hour, each a small treasure of observation and reflection. The entire album feels delicately draped in loss, disappointment, frustration and the desire to make something tangibly positive from darkness. The songs feel, for the most part, eloquently mature. They acknowledge the dispiriting hollows of depression yet never quite give way to the pressures of sorrow (not even on the brief ‘Malevolence’ in which Marlody admits to really wanting to “smash that face”, before deflecting the personal into the global as escape from the electropanic). 

This determination to not only use music as the means by which to navigate the waterways of the soul, but to simultaneously embrace and deny the seduction of the solitary is perhaps best captured on the exquisite ‘Runaway’. “I was nowhere to be found” she begins, over a plaintive keyboard sequence, repetition making its point. Now if Marlody were an angst-filled teen in thrall to the delicious theatre of desolation we might expect such an opening to lead into time-honoured r’n’r tropes of abandonment. A wallowing in the ennui of youth, perhaps. But no. Marlody instead immediately rejects these impulses. She insists instead that: “I was not lost and I didn’t really want to be a runaway soul.” Such refusal of (Pop/r’n’r/singer-songwriter) tradition and expectation, whilst at the same time musically enfolding itself within the fabric of just such a tradition is, I think, at the root of what makes the song, and the album in its totality, so appealing. 

‘I’m Not Sure At All’ may have come from a place of uncertainty and self-doubt, but there is no doubt at all that it is one of the finest quiet records of this or any year.  I for one am eager to hear more.

Unpopular Advent 2023 – Day 19

Kara Jackson – ‘why does the earth give us people to love?’ from ‘Why Does The Earth Give Us People To Love?

I wonder sometimes if there ought to be a yearly award for the least unpopular entry in the Unpopular advent. In recent years it would have been won by mainstream artists like The Chicks and Kacey Musgraves, and whilst I make no apology for ranking both of those as favourites of their respective years, neither of them needed any additional coverage from an all but invisible blog to generate more interest.

In 2023, however, as previously noted, the mainstream has passed me by even more easily than usual. I did make another attempt to fathom the interest shown in global phenomenon Taylor Swift but once again came away bewildered. That hypothetical Unpopular award, then, is one thing that will elude Swift in 2023, though I suspect the billions of dollars earned/generated will soften the blow of bitter disappointment somewhat.

Instead, the award that doesn’t, in truth, exist is probably going to Kara Jackson, whose ‘Why Does The Earth Give Us People To Love?’ lit up the early summer with a blaze of articulate fury and sorrow. A record of sublime natural poetry, as one might expect from a former U.S. National Youth Poet Laureate, much of it recalls the kind of take on ‘folk’ music heard in the records of Hurray For The Riff Raff. To be crassly obvious, this is perhaps due to neither Jackson nor Alynda Segarra coming from an, ah, ‘traditional’ Eurocentric white Folk narrative, and it is their natural warping of those traditions that gives their records much of their appeal. Refreshing too is the way in which Jackson pushes back against that notion of the (female) singer-songwriter being at core a confessional one. It’s a great point that picks up on the way in which an audience might not always see the work that has gone into making something sound the way it does, particularly if that something is pared back and apparently raw, as much of ‘Why Does The Earth Give Us People To Love?’ is. “I don’t just draw something in my journal and sing it. I construct verses.” she points out. Indeed.

Yet as fine an album as ‘Why Does The Earth Give Us People To Love?’ is, it is the 6 plus minute title track that sits at its core and commands the most attention. Riven through with reflections on grief and loss, the song is effectively one of two parts, the first of which is a generalised lament to human impermanence within the immensity of nature’s ongoing narrative. It’s the shift in the second part of the song to the immensely personal that makes it all so effective, however. Reflecting on the loss of her best friend to cancer in 2016, Jackson writes and performs with candid, carefully crafted observations. When Jackson sings “the sight of you was vanishing” it is both brutally literal and beautifully metaphorical, whilst her recollection that “we were going to start a band, hijack my folks minivan” and  “actualise our silly plans” is heartbreaking in its simplicity and purity. Finally, Jackson concluding that she will “sing the low notes in the end” is a moment of poetic magic complimented by an arrangement of strings that on one level we know is manipulating the heightened emotion, but that on all others we submit to willingly. This is the art of the great singer-songwriter, after all. They draw us into their worlds and make us feel like we have always belonged. They make us want to empathise and they help us to feel known and heard. And they make it seem easy.

Unpopular advent 2023 – Day 18

Lord Of The Isles & Ellen Renton – ‘Don’t You Ache’ (feat. Ellen Renton) from ‘My Noise is Nothing’

‘My Noise Is Nothing’ would likely have passed me by were it not for a friend on The Social Media noting its relationship to the Future Sound of London’s ‘Lifeforms’ and the moments in the KLF’s ‘Chill Out’ when a little bit of percussion drifts over the landscape. Those references are well judged of course, but although this record is naturally touched by those stones from the past, it is also one that inhabits a sublimely impermanent position in space and time.

Perhaps it is all at its best on the stunning ‘Don’t You Ache’. Renton is to the fore here; McDonald’s contribution a beautifully measured restraint of piano. Lyrically it is a delicious cascada of poignant imagery that scratches at wounds: “Sky hum in a sulk”; “Words gone tasteless like overdone gum”; “Every censored cut of morning” (or is it “cut of mourning”?); “The ease of war”; “That confident walk that cruelty has, like it knows it’ll never get caught”; “The devil’s advocate keeps pulling up a chair”… and… “Don’t you ache? Don’t you ache?” A cough on the corner. Feeling sorry for ourselves in our ultimate uselessness. Existential mirth of mourning. Or is it morning? Something like this. Or nothing. Reality is slippery.

There is something intriguing here about the way in which voice might change, or at least warp received meaning. So when Renton says the word ‘ache’ it sounds, in her delivery, more like a sharp poke in the ribs than a soft sob of sorrow. The pokes feel sharper the deeper we get into the piece, so that by its conclusion the phrase “don’t you ache?” is much more a poisoned dart of accusation than a gentle invitation for shared solace.

‘Don’t You Ache’ then might be a sublime highlight of ‘My Noise Is Nothing’, the loose tooth to which one cannot help but return, yet it is also true to say that its treasure is amplified by the brilliance it is surrounded by. There is nowhere on ‘My Noise Is Nothing’ where the level of engagement drifts. We are continually drawn into a space where meaning and feeling reverberate against one another, where glimpses of the tangible give way to shivers of extraordinary elegance. ‘My Noise Is Nothing’ is a record of magnificent quietude and one of the most essential releases of this, or any year.

My full review is published on Unpopular here: https://unpopularuk.wordpress.com/2023/10/16/reality-is-slippery/